pineapples

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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Woman's rights.

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Republicans

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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The game!

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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