A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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