Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Why did the baby die? Abortion

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

what do you watch ? a tv

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

Dick spice

my mom raped yerr foot

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

Johnson stops eating

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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