Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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Woman's rights.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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pineapples

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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The game!

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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