An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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drake

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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What did the fish say? Moo

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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miley cyrus

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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