- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

So a black man hails a taxi...

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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