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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Weiner

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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