I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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GONNA

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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The Pope

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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