How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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Civil Rights.

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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Dani barton= lovely

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123 Main street

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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What did I do last night?work

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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