why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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Passing by

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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