Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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