German sausage is the wurst

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit on the back of the bus? All the other seats were taken....

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A man walks into a bar. The other two ducked, and then immediately called an ambulance.

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How do you make lady gaga angry? punch her in the face and throw her off a cliff

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What's the difference between a carrot and an elephant? The carrot is orange.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting in a tree, watching a farmer. The squirrel turns to the bird and says nothing because squirrels can't talk, and the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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'Knock' 'Knock' Who's there? Open the door and you will find out douche.

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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OMG I NEED FRESH WATER

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was disturbed by two black men raping a young girl with leukemia.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone he proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

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Why does god never feel anger? Because you need to exist to have feelings.

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What did the banana say to the peach? Dude, we can talk?

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Q: What does a blond do with a box of crayons? A: Paints a picture

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mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the 1, Blondes aren't any dumber than anyone else. It's a myth.

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Q: Why was Sally sad? A: Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally.

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whats funny? small ginger girls who die there head red, then it turns ginger again

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A man walks into a restaurant and ordered a soup. Then, he called the waiter and said the soup tasted funny. The waiter said, "so laugh". the man then killed the guy and sips the soup while laughing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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