A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

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How did the baby cross the road? The baby got stapled to a chicken

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

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I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

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A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

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- Why can't the boy play games? - Because he was born dead.

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F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

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Q: What has one eye but cannot see? A: A blind cyclops

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why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

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How many arabs can fit in a 2007 honda accord? legally up to 5

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C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

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Womens rights.

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haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

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Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

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8============D PEN1S

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How do you make an idiot laugh? Tell him a mildly funny joke relating to bodily functions, such as defecating or passing gas.

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If Mormonism is true, and Mitt Romney becomes a god, what will that make him? Romniopotent.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

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Anti Joke

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