What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

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What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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How did the baby cross the road? The baby got stapled to a chicken

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What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

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Obama is a good president.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Womens rights.

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I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

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How do you make an idiot laugh? Tell him a mildly funny joke relating to bodily functions, such as defecating or passing gas.

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Q: What has one eye but cannot see? A: A blind cyclops

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why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

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Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

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A traveling salesman breaks down on a rainy night, but spies a farm house. he knocks on the door and the farmer answers. the salesman asks if he can spend the night. the farmer says "sure, but i gotta warn you, i don't have any daughters."

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey wahy did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? because it had no arms why did the little girl fall off her bike? she got hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

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German sausage is the wurst

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What do eagles and ground hogs have in common? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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