what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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Yo momma so fat, she can't preform physical exercises with proper form.

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How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: A serial killer B: I don't feel comfortable opening the door

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Womens rights.

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If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

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How do you make an idiot laugh? Tell him a mildly funny joke relating to bodily functions, such as defecating or passing gas.

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A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

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What would Billy Mays do if he were alive today? Yell.

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I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

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why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

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German sausage is the wurst

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A traveling salesman breaks down on a rainy night, but spies a farm house. he knocks on the door and the farmer answers. the salesman asks if he can spend the night. the farmer says "sure, but i gotta warn you, i don't have any daughters."

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

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Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

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Q: What has one eye but cannot see? A: A blind cyclops

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Guess what? What? Nothing.

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Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

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Obama is a good president.

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What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

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