- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens have short memories and no motivations other than food.

How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

Why werent you at my party? Becasue there was none!

Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

I am just not using any mentalism nor any of those techniques anymore that is all, is it alright if I call you now?

what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

Guess what? What? Nothing.

Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

What did a child without arms and legs get for Christmas present. Cancer.

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