I am just not using any mentalism nor any of those techniques anymore that is all, is it alright if I call you now?

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When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

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Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

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knock knock. whos there? ............... stupid kids

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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Why werent you at my party? Becasue there was none!

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what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

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A traveling salesman breaks down on a rainy night, but spies a farm house. he knocks on the door and the farmer answers. the salesman asks if he can spend the night. the farmer says "sure, but i gotta warn you, i don't have any daughters."

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? Boyscouts come back from camp.

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How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

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Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

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What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

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What do you call a gay on steroids? Noah Zimmerman!

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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What's the similiarity between a black person and a bicycle? They both work best with chains.

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Once cooked to a golden brown they are removed for human consumption.

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What do eagles and ground hogs have in common? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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A fat mexican man runs a marathon. Later, he is hit by a bus and raped by a squirrel.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry

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Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

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