Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

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Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

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A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken I don't see anything funny about this at all. -Tag

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Why werent you at my party? Becasue there was none!

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

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Knock knock *silence* Knock knock *silence* KNOCK KNOCK! Hey! Can't you read the sign?! It's says "Do Not Disturb!"

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What did a child without arms and legs get for Christmas present. Cancer.

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Guess what? What? Nothing.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

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A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

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8============D PEN1S

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How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

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why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

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Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

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When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

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There's a fair in a small town in Scotland. In this fair is a sheep judging contest. There are 3 sheep lined up for judging. The judge looks at the first sheep and says "Wow! This is the most beautiful sheep I've ever seen! This sheep just might win!" Then he proceeds to the second sheep. He says "This sheep is even more beautiful than the first! This sheep just might win!" Then he goes to the third sheep. He says "UGH! This is the ugliest most disgusting sheep I've ever seen! There is no way this sheep will win this contest!" And the sheep looks up at him and says, "You think I'm ugly? Well I'm not."

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A baseball player hits a home run and wins the game for his team, when he arrives back home expecting to see his mother and father, he remembers they both died in a car crash several years ago.

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A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

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Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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