Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

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How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

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no one walks in to a bar bar tender: shit!

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Hi

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Jumped.

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roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

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What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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How come the mexican couldnt support his family? Wendy's stopped hiring a week ago

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Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

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What did the tree say when it was cut down? Nothing, it's a tree

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what did the Mexican fire fighter name his two kids? Jose and Josbe

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

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if rooster puts egg on roof, in what direction it will roll? There was no egg

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What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

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is it big enough to have sex in????

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High school gym class.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Nothing, they never met! :)

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Why did my phone crack? I dropped it.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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what goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz? baby twins in an acid bath.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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