Q. Why did the mother dissagree with her son's choice in friends? A. Because they were a rather bad influence on him and his grades had gotten considerably worse since they started to hang out.

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What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

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Why was the alpaca sad He just got raped

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What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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How did Jesus walk on water? He was Jesus

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what do you call a muslim driving a plane? a pilot

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What begins with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Your neighbor

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High school gym class.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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is it big enough to have sex in????

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

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friends are like potatoes. if you eat them, they die.

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Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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what did the Mexican fire fighter name his two kids? Jose and Josbe

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You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

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roses are red violets are blue chickens are white and yellow trees are green and brown my yellow shirt is purple oh shit my dog died

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? Me :'(

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

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Haiku's can be fun But they don't always make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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