A man walked into a bar...Ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall of the building and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

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A man walks in to a bar, the bartender asks "what will it be?" The man says i don't know, what will it be?"

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Why did the black guy get fired from his job. I asked first.

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Q. Why did the sheep die? A. I pushed it off a bridge

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A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he was blind.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

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You wanna know what sucks about your face? . . Everything.

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Chuck Norris was a famous actor that starred in Walker, Texas Ranger and Missing in Action. He is a normal person, just like you and me.

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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I friended Paul Walker on Xbox, but he's always in the Dashboard.

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Why was the stress line down? Because now the population is one-hundred short of yesterday.

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a couple argue and spend the night 96ing each other

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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Your mama's so fat she's going on weight-watchers to pursue a healthier lifestyle and avoid the longterm effects of obesity.

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What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

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want to no whats funny what your mom

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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