Why'd jimmy drop his candy wrapper? He was brutally melested and stabbed I the eyeballs with forks and cut into pieces before he could make it to the trash can. He was then thrown into the trash can he was going to.

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Measurology: The measurement of your measure can measure the measurement of measures, along with measurements exceeding the measurements of measurement, with measures at the measurement of measuring measured measures. - ToFlyForU_28

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How do you keep an italian from talking? You duct tape his mouth.

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Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

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Knock knock. Who's? There Where? Right here.

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What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

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Q., Why did you mum eat mum on ur mom go die mom niga nigga cut me hang me lolololo A.my cat died shut up newb lololololo

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Why are anti jokes funny....cause morons come up with them...

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because i shot it.

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what's funnier than Norm Mcdonald? EVERY THING

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I know you are but what am I? A queer.

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So there are 2 ninjas in a dojo, The first ninja turns to the second ninja, and says something in Japanese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt a black guy ate him.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

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Why was the stress line down? Because now the population is one-hundred short of yesterday.

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Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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What do people say? words.

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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