Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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If an iPad 2 is better than an iPad 1, than what's better than an iPad 2? An iPad 3

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Because Jimmy was a fish

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A women leaves the kitchen.

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A dog goes into a bar. He is wearing an eye patch. The dog says to the bartender, "Have you heard the one about the one-eyed dog?" The bartender, who is deaf in one ear, thinks the dog is making fun of him. He asks him to leave. The dog says, "Don't you have a sense of humor, deafie?" At the end of his shift, the bartender is tired of all the jokes. Today it's a one-eyed dog. Yesterday it was a horse with rickets. The day before: ants. He lives above the bar, in a small room. He spends the night alone there, listing to his battery operated radio, which picks up only a bad jazz station. He listens to bad jazz with his bad ear.

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How do you divide 3426 by 78.6? With a calculator

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Robert dupras dick size :3

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Why are these jokes so funny? I don't know?

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What did my mom say when she walked in my room? You smell like body oder.

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What did the creepy old man do to the child? Took him to baseball practice

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A guy walks into a store and buys a sandwich.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Q: why is the squirrel stuck in the tree? A: because he should have finished high school.

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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but if you set him on fire, he'll die

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Whats blue and smells like grass? Boise States football field

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Ching Chong Chinaman sitting on a wall. Along came the white man and greeted him hello.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? cause 789! no, not anymore, didn't you hear? 6 and 9 got together last night and 8 eachother.

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What does the Christian celebrate on Christmas? Christmas

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Whats better than winning a gold in the special olympics? Not being a retard

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What's the worst thing to find in an empty box? Nothing,It's empty

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Why didnt the deer move out of the street when the guy yelled at it? Because deer are a very sensitive species you should try asking politely next time.

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What's grosser than gross? Grossest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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