- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is yo mamma fat? cause she likes doughnuts

your gay

What is the difference in a crow. There is none. Both legs are of equal length.

what did the asian father say to his son after seeing he got a B- in math? "There's small room for improvement but overall you did a great job son."

What do you call a Jewish police officer? It depends on if you are Mel Gibson or not.

What did the clown say to the other clown? I was not present at this conversation, and therefore I was not able to catch what they were saying

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shrubs are red, Trees are red, Holy shit my garden's on fire!

What is the same about a bird and a turtle? They can both fly . . . except for the turtle

What's worse than the Holicost? Bitting into an apple and finding a worm

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? A healthy, balanced diet consisting of all food groups, unless they are vegetarian or vegan, hence they will not consume any meats or animal products.

What's red ad spins in circles? A baby with it's head nailed to the ground.

hi iggy

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh.. Okay.

The song Friday Rules!

When u outside and the suns out.....stand under raysean u will see a solar eclispe

Q. Why did the man crash the car? A. Because the driver was a bling man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

roses are red violets are blue you should have been aborted

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

Knock knock. Come in.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch". The nearby patrons ask him what is ailing him.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty jumped off and committed suicide.

A POW is sitting in his cell when the guard walks up to him. He says "You may choose one of these tortures, drowning or listening to Rebecca Black." The POW chose Rebecca Black, for even though he disliked her music, it was much better than getting drowned

What's black and blue and red all over? Due to the infinite nature of the universe many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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