What's the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Whats blue and smells like grass? Boise States football field

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What did my mom say when she walked in my room? You smell like body oder.

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What is black, white and hungry? A woman with a rare skin disorder known as Vitiligo which causes discolourtion of the skins pigment in patches; who is hungry.

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say it aloud and fast: •im sofa king stew ped •ice bank mice elf •alpha Q •mike hunt •mike ock

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" Not the best move Anne Frank ever made.

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how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

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What's the worst thing to find in an empty box? Nothing,It's empty

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, the holocaust was a tragic event in human history.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Whats better than winning a gold in the special olympics? Not being a retard

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Yeah, you cant make nukes without certain components which are illegal to come by, you know Iranian Uranium I believe, I still feel pretty ill, if you dont mind, lets change the subject. Say, does the word yellowcake mean anything to you?

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why was 6 afraid of 7? cause 789! no, not anymore, didn't you hear? 6 and 9 got together last night and 8 eachother.

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A man in a restaurant says "Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter apologizes and offers to comp the meal.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Because Jimmy was a fish

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An Israeli, a Palestinian and an American walk into a bar. The Israeli shoots the Palestinian and says it was self defence. The American agrees with him.

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Why didnt the deer move out of the street when the guy yelled at it? Because deer are a very sensitive species you should try asking politely next time.

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Dinosaur!

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http://www.youtube.com/user/SWkangaroo

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one.

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A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops. What's worse than being raped by a Triceratops? Being gang raped by a herd of Triceratops.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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