- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

What do people say? words.

What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

Measurology: The measurement of your measure can measure the measurement of measures, along with measurements exceeding the measurements of measurement, with measures at the measurement of measuring measured measures. - ToFlyForU_28

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

why couldn't the Mexican get a job? because of the multiple racist jokes gave his ethnicity a bad name.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

how did the little girl get to heaven? she died.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

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Q., Why did you mum eat mum on ur mom go die mom niga nigga cut me hang me lolololo A.my cat died shut up newb lololololo

whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

Your mama's so fat she's going on weight-watchers to pursue a healthier lifestyle and avoid the longterm effects of obesity.

A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

Why did the black guy get fired from his job. I asked first.

ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

A man walked into a bar...Ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall of the building and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

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