Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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Why did the man die in his office? Because a storm five miles away took down a power line that fell onto a truck igniting the fuel in it causing an explosion that started a forest fire that burned down another power line causing a spark to fly out of the man's phone and into his ear, killing him instantly.

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why couldn't the Mexican get a job? because of the multiple racist jokes gave his ethnicity a bad name.

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What happens when you cross a housecat with a feral cat? A kitten is born.

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How many militant feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? 2, one to change the bulb and another to suck my dick.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Why can't Tom go horse back riding? He is paralized from the neck down

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why didnt the boys drink the coffee? because she coughed on it

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Whats the difference between the floor and the ceiling? One of them is higher!

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What does the Christian celebrate on Christmas? Christmas

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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When life gives you lemons... you probably just found lemons...

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't keep a Ferrari in my garage. (????)?

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A man walked into a bar...Ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall of the building and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he was blind.

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whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

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Why did the black guy get fired from his job. I asked first.

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What's the difference between a kleenex and a man? One absorbs your tears while the other makes you cry.

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Your mother is so fat that her body takes up more space than the average woman.

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what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

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Why did the elf cry? Because someone stole his shoe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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