Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

Feet

What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

what do you call a muslim driving a plane? a pilot

What's black, white and red all over and can't turn around in a corridor? A nun with a spear through her

How did Jesus walk on water? He was Jesus

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? Me :'(

Why did Ralph fall off the swing He was distracted because he had a perfect view of the twin towers when 9-11 was happening

Q. Why did the mother dissagree with her son's choice in friends? A. Because they were a rather bad influence on him and his grades had gotten considerably worse since they started to hang out.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What do you tell a 500 lb. Sumo wrestler who's eating your food? Stop eating my food.

What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

old mcdonald had a farm had..... he now lives in the city

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What's funny about my gay friend? He is a stand-up comedian.

A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

why did the little boy cry? some gang killed his family infront of him.

What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

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