What happened when you heard this joke? You didn't laugh.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is a real guy. Sorry kids.

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Why Did The Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree? Because It Was Dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What's the difference between a dog and a urologist? A dog is a domesticated canine, and a urologist studies urine.

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why did everyone in the swimming pool move away from the woman... because she had a miscarriage

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

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A horse walks into a bar. The impact fractures his skull immediately, knocking him unconscious. He then dies from the resulting brain damage.

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Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Plenty of things but you already knew that.

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Dad: "When I was your age, I had to walk outside to catch the school bus. If it snowed heavily the night before, school was canceled."

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Why did my phone crack? I dropped it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. You know why it didn't? Because it wasn't a chicken. It was a dog.

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why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

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What was the blind man doing at the movies? He was on a date.

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Why are the inside of a black guys hands white? Because he has worked really hard for his whole life.

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What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Once cooked to a golden brown they are removed for human consumption.

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Hey, you know what'd be funny? A guy having a seizure saying, "Help I'm having a seizure!"

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What did Christopher Colombus say to his men before they boarded the boat to sail around the world? Get on the boat.

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Yo momma so fat, she can't preform physical exercises with proper form.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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