what did the asian father say to his son after seeing he got a B- in math? "There's small room for improvement but overall you did a great job son."

If I could rearrange the alphabet I probably wouldn't.

Q:Why did the black man break into the KFC? A: Due to being recently fired from his job, he is not earning any income. The lack of money to support his family of 5 drove him to such a desperate state that he found breaking into restaurant the only way to provide for his loved ones.

Three men are in prison and comparing crimes. The first says that he got three years and he never robbed that store. The second says he served six years and he never hit that lady. The third said he got life, and he killed every child in that orphanage.

What would happen if you threw 50 plates off of your roof? Nothing. No one in their right mind would do that. Besides, who owns 50 plates?

Doctor, I keep imagining Doctors. *hayball rolls*

Why are black people so stupid an lazy? They aren't. This is a negative social stigma and if you believe it you are a racist.

what did say when he created the first black Wow you are the first non-white I made

What do you get when you cross an alligator and a kangaroo? Nothing. An alligator is a reptile and a kangaroo is a mammal, therefore it is impossible for them to breed.

Call me Mr. Flinstone, for that is my surname.

Why did the straight man turn gay? He didn't. He was always gay but had to hide this from his family and friends because of an overwhelming sense of homophobia in his community.

How do you get pikachu on a bus? You don't pokemon are fictional characters

Why did the chicken cross the road? While I can never be entirely sure, I would assume that there was something on the other side which has peaked its interest.

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did you here the one about the disabled downs child dying? of course you didn't that would be a horrible joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was crossing the road it tripped on a rock. When it was getting back up, a bus went through a stop sign and ran it over. After suffering for 3 weeks in an animal hospital, the chicken died.

Knock knock Who's There? My name is Jeff

roses are red violets are blue you should have been aborted

What's worse than the Holicost? Bitting into an apple and finding a worm

If a tree falls on a woman, and there's no one around to hear it, what was a tree doing in the kitchen?

What's the difference between a male dog and a female? One is a bitch. There are numerous other differences.

Communism is very bad........well........look at China's economy

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You hear a big Boom, and run in, and see a shattered toilet, and a very BIG dying woman, on the floor next to it.

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