Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone he proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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Why did the girl not have a good New Year's? She was murdered on Christmas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock Knock, Who's There The Chicken

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Why does god never feel anger? Because you need to exist to have feelings.

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German sausage is the wurst

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? Lick his dog's penis.

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What did the cabbage say to the cabbage? I dont know ask the leafy guy.... >_

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There was was 14 apples in a tree. And that's it.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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only in america: does pizza arrive at your house faster than an ambulence do banks leave their doors open and chain their pens to the desks people put their usless junk in the garage and thier expensive cars in the driveway

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting in a tree, watching a farmer. The squirrel turns to the bird and says nothing because squirrels can't talk, and the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's ruining his life.

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There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

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whats funny? small ginger girls who die there head red, then it turns ginger again

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A boy walks into a baker, asks for a loaf of bread. The baker enquires "White or brown?" to which the boy replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike."

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The original Superman: Cruelty! Do you remember the original superman color movies? Like when he just deflected lasers bombs fire and bullets, he threw busses, spun around the world, was completely immune to anything but kryptonite and then... (pls dont hate) ...Fell of a horse and became a complete cripple?

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Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

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Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

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What's better than a pile of dead babies? Anything.

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Why did the blond crave hotdogs for breakfast? She was likely suffering a sodium deficiency from violently throwing up the night before.

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What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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Anti Joke

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