what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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Womens rights.

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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What do you get when you cross a Shake Weight with Parkinson's Disease? You get a sentence that doesn't explain the end of the joke and leaves you without any closure.

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What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

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whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, Knock. Who's there? ........Chicken...?

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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2.

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

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Obama is a good president.

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OMG I NEED FRESH WATER

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how do you teach a baby to walk? cut of its hands.

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What's the difference between a carrot and an elephant? The carrot is orange.

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What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

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why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

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Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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Once upon a time, there was a pair of headphones. It loved the sound of music.

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What did one dolphin say to the other? Nothing. It was dead.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on a deserted island when a genie appears and offers each of them one wish. Before making any decisions on what to wish for, the discuss what the smartest choice is. They return to the genie. The brunette wishes to return home, as does the blonde. The redhead wishes to be able to walk again. The genie denies the wish because to walk again she would have to wish for two legs. The genie leaves and the redhead eventually dies of dehydration as she cannot move and the water that she reaches from the ocean contains salt which dehydrates her faster than the water hydrates her.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice carton? She was trying to read the nutrition label and had forgotten her reading glasses.

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