Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey wahy did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? because it had no arms why did the little girl fall off her bike? she got hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2.

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F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

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What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

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How did the baby cross the road? The baby got stapled to a chicken

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Who is pack bombs and has gum cancer? • Theo Kingdom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, Knock. Who's there? ........Chicken...?

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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How many arabs can fit in a 2007 honda accord? legally up to 5

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what did the kid do after the rabbit told him trix are for kids? he beat him with a stick then ate some sushi.

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Why was the man tired at his soccer game? Because he did not sleep well the night before

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how do you teach a baby to walk? cut of its hands.

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A man walks into a park and presents candy to children. They request more candy and thus are laureded into his van. They are raped murdered and never seen again.

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OMG I NEED FRESH WATER

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How do you stop a black person from drowning? You don't.

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Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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What did one dolphin say to the other? Nothing. It was dead.

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Q: What does a blond do with a box of crayons? A: Paints a picture

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Why did the black guy fail his math test? Because he did not study enough and as a result was no prepared to take a test on that material.

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