A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

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When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

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Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

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How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

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What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

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Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

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Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

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How did the baby cross the road? The baby got stapled to a chicken

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

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What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

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What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

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C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

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What would Billy Mays do if he were alive today? Yell.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Womens rights.

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What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

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I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

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If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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