- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

How do you make an idiot laugh? Tell him a mildly funny joke relating to bodily functions, such as defecating or passing gas.

Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

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