why are fire engines red? well books are red magazines are red 2 two plus two is four four times three is 12 there are 12 inches in a ruler queen elizabeth was a ruler, queen elizabeth was also a ship, ships sail in the sea fish swim in the sea, fish have fins, fins fought the russians, russians are always red, fire engines are always russian. and THAT is why fire engines are red....

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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Hitler had the right ideas, wne tupon it the wrong way.

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what did the kid do after the rabbit told him trix are for kids? he beat him with a stick then ate some sushi.

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Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

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What did Lebron James say to Brad Pitt? "What's up, Brad?"

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Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

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waiter: can I get you something to drink? customer: I'll have a coke. waiter: is pepsi okay? customer: is monopoly money okay?

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What did the banana say to the peach? Dude, we can talk?

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit on the back of the bus? All the other seats were taken....

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A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

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wow garlic, yum

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'Knock' 'Knock' Who's there? Open the door and you will find out douche.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was disturbed by two black men raping a young girl with leukemia.

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What is worse than the Holocost? Keeping the Jews alive.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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How many people does it take to eat an apple ? One, unless it is divided into pieces for everyone to enjoy.

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Why was the man tired at his soccer game? Because he did not sleep well the night before

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If Mormonism is true, and Mitt Romney becomes a god, what will that make him? Romniopotent.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

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A blond and a brunette fall off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Neither. They hit the ground at the exact same time due to the laws of physics

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a n**ga!

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