- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does a blond do with a box of crayons? A: Paints a picture

Whats better than finding a hot girl in your room? nothing

mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's ruining his life.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? Lick his dog's penis.

A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

Why did the rabbit cross the road? ..It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the blond crave hotdogs for breakfast? She was likely suffering a sodium deficiency from violently throwing up the night before.

Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

Why did the black guy fail his math test? Because he did not study enough and as a result was no prepared to take a test on that material.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What Do You Call A Man On Land With No Arms And Legs? Useless

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the girl not have a good New Year's? She was murdered on Christmas.

A man walks into an anti Joke.

What's the best anti joke? this one

What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

What do you get when you cross a Shake Weight with Parkinson's Disease? You get a sentence that doesn't explain the end of the joke and leaves you without any closure.

Roses are red Dead bodies are blue You can't see me But I see you

there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

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