a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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I am Skaldak!

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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the WNBA

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Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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4/20.

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What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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