what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

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So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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Anti Joke

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