Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

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How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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The NHL playoffs

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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There's a blonde, Brunette and a Redhead stuck at the top of a cliff. A genie appears and says he will grant them each one wish. The Brunette wishes she could at the bottom of the cliff, The redhead wishes she could be back with her children and the blonde would just love to be back to her family. :/

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

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what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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