Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and realising it has a worm in it? subsequently realising that the worm is a Swamp Adder, the worlds smallest venemous snake. Then you look up and realise you're in the Sahara Desert. You wonder where the snake came from and how it got in the apple.. Then you slowly die.

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What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

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A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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