An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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skjer;nf;oashfaefaohesf oiqeshLACLAHN IS SUTRP SD] make it shorett and swert

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Banana(s)

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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Jokes are funny.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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memes

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womens rights

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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42.

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69

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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Anti Joke

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