Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Anti Joke

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