what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

Icecream

ollie is a fag so are you

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

nine...eleven

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

I have read the Terms of Service.

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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