yo mama so fat she's fat

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Indeed.

How many dislikes can this get?

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

Brittney Spears

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Someone told me about this website.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Women's rights.

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