Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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hi

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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