- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

women's lacrosse.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

Tim's gay.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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