- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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