- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

I don't get it

Knock knock Come in!

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

George W. Bush

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

potato farming

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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