What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Women's rights.

Herman Cain

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

9:11 make a wish

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

Oliver's friends

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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