- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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