- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

This is not Will Smith.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

Women

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Please don't rape me.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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