- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

womans rights

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

Women's Rights

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Hey Caleb.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

Men's rights

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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