how does peploe get around they walk

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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penis

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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Women rights..

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Womens Rights.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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Women's rights.

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