Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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Justin Bieber

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My mom's dead

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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minorities.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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