Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Pickle!

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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