Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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whats gay ? you

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Lacrosse

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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How many dislikes can this get?

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Real jokes.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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penis that is all

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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