- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Women

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

A women walks out of a kitchen.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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