Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Black people

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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