What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

Tacos

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

sweaty black guy

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

womans rights

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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