Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

beiber i straight

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

One Big Ass Mistake America

stuff and dogs {()}

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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