Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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fart

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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